Babies

Three Splurges Every New Mom Should Make

Three Splurges Every New Mom Should Make

When I said you don’t need much for a new baby I hope you didn’t think that I didn’t want you to treat yo’self! Girlfriend (and/or boyfriend), you are in for a world of hurt change, so you might as well buy yourself and the adorable little noise-maker some fancy things, too. Here […]

Step 1: First, Fix Yourself

Step 1: First, Fix Yourself

When one is raised in a long line of addicts, one comes to recognize the symptoms. All you think about is The Thing. You daydream about The Thing. You talk about The Thing. You get all stabby when denied The Thing. Your life revolves around The Thing. You push out […]

Six Things You Really Need For A New Baby

Six Things You Really Need For A New Baby

We got a lot of stuff in preparation for Eggroll’s arrival. I mean A LOT of stuff. Three months into this, I think I can confidentially say what was valuable and what was not. (I’m talking to you, 8,000 receiving blankets and you, organic cotton sheets for the bassinet we […]

Why I Am Coveting Thy Neighbors Cold Medicine

Why I Am Coveting Thy Neighbors Cold Medicine

I am sick. Sick like a dog. Sick like a two month old baby who has been to daycare. Yes, ladies and gents, Eggroll has had her first disease! Hoorah! And with this first congested mess, we have officially ended my streak as the healthiest person in the house. “OK, […]