When I said you don’t need much for a new baby I hope you didn’t think that I didn’t want you to treat yo’self! Girlfriend (and/or boyfriend), you are in for a world of hurt change, so you might as well buy yourself and the adorable little noise-maker some fancy things, too. Here are three things I think […]
I know I’m biased, but I don’t care. This girl is adorable. Simply adorable.
When one is raised in a long line of addicts, one comes to recognize the symptoms. All you think about is The Thing. You daydream about The Thing. You talk about The Thing. You get all stabby when denied The Thing. Your life revolves around The Thing. You push out other (potentially healthier) things in […]
We got a lot of stuff in preparation for Eggroll’s arrival. I mean A LOT of stuff. Three months into this, I think I can confidentially say what was valuable and what was not. (I’m talking to you, 8,000 receiving blankets and you, organic cotton sheets for the bassinet we never used.) Here are six things […]
I am sick. Sick like a dog. Sick like a two month old baby who has been to daycare. Yes, ladies and gents, Eggroll has had her first disease! Hoorah! And with this first congested mess, we have officially ended my streak as the healthiest person in the house. “OK, whatever,” you say. It’s a […]