I am a walking cliché. Go ahead and make fun of me, because I’m definitely pointing a finger back at myself. Guess what – if you don’t weigh yourself everyday, you might just think you’re pretty. BREAKING NEWS!!!! Duh. I should have had Randy hide the scale earlier on in this pregnancy journey. Now instead […]
Do you read The Bloggess blog? Because you should. Jenny writes just like I do. Well, like I would if I was a bit more witty and had more interesting stories to tell. I stumbled into her book at the Powell’s Bookstore while we were in Portland. I had heard of the Bloggess, but never […]
As I slapped on the “war paint” this morning, I laughed out loud. How is it possible that I even apply makeup the same way mom does?! Who knows, but I do. I laugh like she does, slowly… quietly, unless I’m really feeling tickled. I much prefer pajamas and staying at home and canceling dates […]
The other man in my life is currently at the second favorite hotel in my first favorite city of the world, so we are going to thumb are nose his direction and focus on Noah instead. Hmpf. After all, Noah was the first love of my adult life. From the first moment I brought him […]
Yesterday I met with a girlfriend getting ready to jump into her first (or at least biggest) entrepreneurial endeavor. Tomorrow I’m presenting to high school kids on the same subject. How did I become a knowledgeable resource on the topic?! Oh that’s right, I’m practicing: Lesson one – fake it ‘til you make it. I’m […]