I am a walking cliché. Go ahead and make fun of me, because I’m definitely pointing a finger back at myself. Guess what – if you don’t weigh yourself everyday, you might just think you’re pretty. BREAKING NEWS!!!! Duh. I should have had Randy hide […]
Do you read The Bloggess blog? Because you should. Jenny writes just like I do. Well, like I would if I was a bit more witty and had more interesting stories to tell. I stumbled into her book at the Powell’s Bookstore while we were […]
As I slapped on the “war paint” this morning, I laughed out loud. How is it possible that I even apply makeup the same way mom does?! Who knows, but I do. I laugh like she does, slowly… quietly, unless I’m really feeling tickled. I […]
The other man in my life is currently at the second favorite hotel in my first favorite city of the world, so we are going to thumb are nose his direction and focus on Noah instead. Hmpf. After all, Noah was the first love of […]
Yesterday I met with a girlfriend getting ready to jump into her first (or at least biggest) entrepreneurial endeavor. Tomorrow I’m presenting to high school kids on the same subject. How did I become a knowledgeable resource on the topic?! Oh that’s right, I’m practicing: […]