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Holiday Traditions – New, Old, and Nonexistent

Holiday Traditions – New, Old, and Nonexistent

Last week I promised you a recap of my Thanksgiving traditions in all of their finery. But then Thanksgiving weekend actually happened. It was too cold and Randy too sick, so we didn’t go for a Thanksgiving morning walk like we did last year. Instead, I watched the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day […]

Black headbands with large flowers - 1 leopard print, 1 shiny turquoise, and 1 pink flannel flower available

End of the Road (With FREE Giveaways!)

It’s time. I’ve hemmed and hawed and done a poor job to find new customers for long enough. It’s time for me to let the flower business go. In an effort to clean out some of the many items on my to-do list before Eggroll hits the scene, I’ve given […]

The 10 Stages of Getting a Traffic Ticket

1. Initiate Violation After killing time for the last 30 minutes, you get in the car late for your dinner date. Hop in. Turn on. Drive off. Get to the stop sign at the end of the street and make your normal two-head-swivels-worth of a stop (cough, slow down, cough…) […]