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Step 1: First, Fix Yourself

Step 1: First, Fix Yourself

When one is raised in a long line of addicts, one comes to recognize the symptoms. All you think about is The Thing. You daydream about The Thing. You talk about The Thing. You get all stabby when denied The Thing. Your life revolves around The Thing. You push out […]

Why I Am Coveting Thy Neighbors Cold Medicine

Why I Am Coveting Thy Neighbors Cold Medicine

I am sick. Sick like a dog. Sick like a two month old baby who has been to daycare. Yes, ladies and gents, Eggroll has had her first disease! Hoorah! And with this first congested mess, we have officially ended my streak as the healthiest person in the house. “OK, […]

Month Two of Eggroll

Month Two of Eggroll

Seeing as we are already two weeks into month three, I suppose it’s time to post some pictures from Malorie’s second month out in the world. It was a busy month! I may have jumped the gun a little bit, but Eggroll went to the gym for the first time. […]

Short Distance Dedication Going Out To Eggroll

Short Distance Dedication Going Out To Eggroll

You’re going to see this, at the earliest, on Friday morning. Hopefully by this time there has been a breakthrough and I’m on my way to the hospital and/or already there. But in case it’s just another cold February Friday with not much for the record books for any of […]